Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Hey dude ask me if im a tree!? Are you a tree? No?

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

why did the young teenage boy E J A C U L A T E? because he saw his sexy dad shirtless.

What do you get when you mix a black person with an octopus? i dont know. but it sure picks cotton well.

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

Why was the dwarf nicknamed The Anaconda? Because everybody loves a bit of irony.

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

What comes after 69? mouthwash

What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

How do you get the icing in the middle of a cupcake? Cupcake raper...Duh

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What do you call a Harry Beaver? A beaver with lots of hair.

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

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Who gets more action than my best friend Reese? My raped cousin....

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a dog, Meow.

what do call a purple animal that eats rocks? A purple rock eater..

Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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