Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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whats black and blue and has three legs? An abused deformed person.

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what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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A- knock knock B- whose there? A- Chuck Norris B- chuck norris who? A- are you retarded?

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Why was the little boy's hair messed up on picture day? Because he was brutally stabbed in the face.

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what does a baby sound like in a microwave. i don't know i was masturbating

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

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There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

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hey, my names mark.

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what did the little boy get for christmas? A BIKE!

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What's the capital of Hungary? Thirtsy

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil Armstrong? Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon... Michael Jackson has sex with little boys.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What happened to the soldier who go shot while fighting terrorists in the middle east? He died and had a proper funeral back in the town/city that he was born in.

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A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet

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Roses are read Vilots are blue, I have a gun, Now get out of my house!!!

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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What do you calla baby nailed to a wall? Art.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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