What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

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It's valentines today! My girlfriend died.

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your life

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How does a black guy die? Unknown

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HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

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What did hitler say to Osama Bin Laden? Nothing they were born at different times

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Why was the dog barking... Because billy fell down the well

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Are you a tree

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whats green and dont fit? a dead epileptic.

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Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

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Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" the Eggman and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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What do you say to a black man driving a car? Taxi

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Roses are wilting violets are wilting YOU HAD ONE JOB

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Whats the Difference between a corvette and a pile of dead babies? A Pile of dead babies is basically useless

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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What do you call a 3 legged dog on a red unicycle? An unlikely set of circumstances.

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