What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

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Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

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Barney is a dinosaur We see on medication! And when we are high on drugs He's a hallucination!

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why don't you ask the chicken. I am sorry but I as a human being am totally incapable of understanding and communicating with chickens.

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How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

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Why couldn't the T-Rex give anyone a high five? Cuz he's dead.

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Your mama is so ugly, when she looks in the mirror it displays her reflection like all mirrors do

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snowglobe

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did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he's all right now

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Roes are red Violets are blue I have a potato Let's make pie

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YES! EXACTLY!

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A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

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I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Why did the gay guy go in the bar? To find some hookers

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Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

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what do you call a door made of steel? a steel door

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What caused the man to become blind? He took an arrow to the knee.

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how much did the asian man pay for his operation? nothing. he's dead.

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... Chan chan

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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