- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

What did the White lady say to the Black lady? Hello, how are you?

what is the best part about sleeping with twenty six year olds? they are usually very experienced in sexual intercourse so there isn't much awkwardness

What's black and white and red all over. Nothing, that's a contradiction.

I accidentally solicited a prostitute today. I was driving in an iffy neighborhood and saw a woman on the sidewalk, so I stopped to ask if she could give me directions. She must have misheard me.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

What is the difference between a rabbit and a stick? One lives and one not.

if there is a circle of fat people and you throw a cookie in the middle of the circle. It will be the best game of hungry hungry hippos you will ever see.

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I chucked a shit and flushed the toilet.

What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

"Why isn't Bud capable of reading?" Bud is a stone "Why can't Peter drive?" Peter is a woman

death drives to the bus stop where 3 pensioners are waiting for a bus to london, and says GET IN THE VAN!

Dad: i hate you. dads son:(kills him self)

WOw you have no life

Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

can you touch your toes? no

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

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