Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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Have you heard that joke about Helen Keller? No. Neither has she.

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What did the fly say when he went to Dunkin Donuts? Can I have a doughnut?

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Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

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roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

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When I meet the woman of my dreams, she wont know what hit her... Nor will the police.

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Why did two rhinos engage in vigorous sex? They were horny.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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hey i just met you,but this is crazy, my name is kony and i just took your baby

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A man and his son cross the street, the man hears a screaming noise and ignores it, the man gets across and notice his wife missing...

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A generous manager, an honest lawyer, a responsible politician and a dodo bird fall off a cliff. Who survives?. None, they are all long since extinct.

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there are three women witch one is married? the one with the ring on its finger

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bob said "Hi Joe why the long face" Joe replies "I'm a horse dip sh*t"

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... whats worst than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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Yo momma so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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