Superman wears chuck Norris pajamas Just kidding superman is a fictional character and is uncapable Of owning pajamas

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Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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What is worse than getting stung by a wasp? Getting raped by a sexually frustrated bear.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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nothing drews nose is f**ing hilarious

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What did michael jackson say to the boys he touched? Nothing. Hes dead

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why do girls like Justin Beiber? They dont

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Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

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What is big, red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car!

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What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jeff Oh hey Jeff, come on in

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Aww, I knew you where a sweetheart at the core Nerochan, I mean I look up towards people that don't give a jack about what others think but I am not as good at it as you are. Now can you please spam that away like really quickly now?

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what do you call a Ukrainian who eats pirogi's A walking stereotype

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What do you call a lump on your penis? STD

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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A man was complaining about not getting enough sleep. He was then raped.

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A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

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God has put a gate keeper at a gate in heaven to listen to how everyone has died. The first guy comes and says, "I thought my wife was cheating on me so when i came home I see this man hanging off my balcony, I thought he was the man cheating with my wife, so I then push him off, but he was still alive, so I threw a refrigerator onto him, that killed him, but I felt so guilty I soon commited suicide" The gates man said, "Wow thats terrible come in." Then the next guy come and he says how he died, "Well you see I was just oiling myself up for my workout, but I slipped, and fell off my 5th story balcony, and landed in some guys 3rd floor balcony I was hanging off the ledge, and a guy came I thought he was going to help me, but instead he pushed me of and threw a refrigerator on me." The guard let him in, and a third guy came. The Guard said,"Man its going to be hard to beat those guys their just sad. Ok how did you die?" The third man said, "Picture this I'm trapped in a refrigerator...

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Dear 6, Please stop hitting on me, I heard you've done some pretty dirty stuff with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? A shocking example of the cruelty suffered by animals at hands of humanity.

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