What's black, white, and red all over? A painting with black, white and red paint.

There is a bunch of penguins and they fall of a cliff

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

why didn't the bully beat up the nerds? His mom got arrested for molestation and his dad got sent to Afganistan so he was too depressed to beat them up.

A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

An Asian Man Has His Eyes Wide Open

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

if you're jesus and you know it, clap your hands

How do you make a lawyer cry? You can't. The production of tears requires a soul, which, regretfully, no lawyer possesses.

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

Christianity

What did the drunk man say to the average civilian? Blahaahahahahahuhuh!

Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

A penis walks into a bar..

Hitler walks into a temple..... Oh wait he died

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

What's worse than rape? Gang rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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