whats the easiest way to kill a baby? let it live a long and meaningful life, prolonging the inevitable death of old age.

my friend said this website was funny, you know what i said?.... its really not!

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

do you have a wife?

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What happens when you spend far too much money in a gambling machine during a solar eclipse on a leap year? You get poor.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

A:Who am i "RRRRRR' B:A pirate A:No im fetty wap

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

What did john say to bob Hey bob

Needless to say,

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

Bison: I just dont feel like having bread for breakfast again Sagat: You want some... Cornflakes? Bison: Ohohoh Ahahaha! Sagat: You like it? Bison: THIS IS DELICIOUS! Balrog: :( What about those tapes I made for you? You want me to...:( Bison: Balrog, shut up.

What do u call 2 black people in the front of a car 3 in the back and 2 on top of the car going off a clif? A waste u can fit 2 more in the trunk

what did "A" and "B" look for when they went to the beach? what are you talking about? letters cannot travel!

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Q. Why can’t a Skeleton Lift Weights? A. He’s all bone & no muscle.

Kindness is like peeing in your pants, Everyone can see the results, but only You can feel the warmth

Dwight Howard

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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