Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

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A gay man watches football.

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A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

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why was 6 afraid of 7?

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What's worse than losing a contact Having a bloody stool

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Hitler.

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roses are red violets are blue get down your trousers cause im waiting for you

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What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A large Albanian man jizzing on the pile.

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Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

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What's worse than finding a worm in an apple? When a child gets raped every night by its father.

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What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

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Why did the carpenter cry? Somebody killed his family.

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why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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Why do black people like fried chicken? Well you see....

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What do a worm and a human have in common? They both have arms and legs apart from the worm

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

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His face was drawn, but the curtains were real.

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Why did the fat man fall off the swing? Because he weighed 855 pounds and it broke.

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My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

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whats helen kellers favorite activity fingering herself

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whoes considered the best trackstar in the world. the random jamacan who ran onto the field.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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