Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

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Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

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why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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Who's Juan? DIS ONE

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

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Roses are red Violets are blue My walls are yellow

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

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Q: What is the fastest way to get insulted? A: Go screw yourself m0therf0cker!

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Doctor Doctor i have a shoe in my braces. I bet it smells haha.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

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What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

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What's worse than breaking your arm? Not having any arms.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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Guy 1 : "I like your hat." Guy 2: "That's my hair, you moron."

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Who invented apple? God

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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