- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What did the dubstep say? Wub.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

What is black and white and red all over? Micheal Jackson being torchured

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

What happened when rudolf bucked Santa? Santa ripped his hooves off and started hitting his nose until it stopped glowing

Roses are red, Violets are blue I suck at poetry, Show me your tits

What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What happens if George Washington is still alive? World population increases by 1

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

Knock Knock, Who's there? Me, get naked bitch!

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

Why did my ex-husband get fired from the m&m factory? He was throwing away all the W's.

How can you tell if a duck is quaking? Hear it

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How can you tell if a dog is under your chair? Look under your chair

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Why was the man lying on the pavement? He was hit by a fridge

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