What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

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What do you call a black priest? a priest, you racist

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What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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how do you save a black man ... u don't

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Man 1- What's red, black, and white all over? Man 2- What? Man 1- Half a penguin! Man 2 became seriously disturbed from this joke, as he saw the movie Happy Feet two days ago. He went to intense therapy and became mentally deranged.

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Why didn't Jane text James? Because she was kidnapped.

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Why did they call the woman crazy? because she drowned her children in a lake.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender says,"Why the long face?" The horse replies,"I have terminal cancer."

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when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

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A white man walks into a bar. Then he gets a beer.

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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what did the man say to his boss? Hello boss

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What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

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what do u call a 7th grade ninga joe waldeaker the sarah freek

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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