- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the sniper say when a newsreporter asked what he felt when he shot a terrorist? The sniper replied: Recoil.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family killed themselves.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's Where am I

A baby seal walks into a club.

roses are red violets are blue i like movies get me a taco

whats the best thing about life? whatever the best thing about life happens to be!

Why did the lady have a birthmark on her leg? Because she came out of her mother's leg.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

I wonder what mute people say to themselves. :/

A man buys a prius

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Why does Renee suck at tetris Because she has cancer.

What is a black, yellow like liquid that contains carbon dioxide, usually kept in a can, and is not coke? Pepsi.

Why is Evan short? He was born that way.

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parents' bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't -- he said nothing, and the incident troubled him for many years.

What does a man say to his annoying friend? Please stop annoying me now.

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? i know how to make a pizza

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