- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy with a severe attention deficit walks into a bar and... oh, look, the sky is pretty... wait, what was I saying ?

what do you call a professional gamer Their name

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

A man walks into a bar... has a beer then leaves to his beautiful wife and his 2 children

AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What's worse than knowing you have Hepititis C? Not knowing.

What's worse than crying over spilt milk? The Holocaust.

Wanna hear a riddle? Womens rights

Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

Roses are red Zombies are hungry and blue My brain is half-eaten And what about you?

I'm at a payphone. Though I'm out of change so I'm unable to call my girlfriend and break up with her.

Why couldn't the skeleton cross the road? Because it was dead, thus incapable of independent movement.

Why did the man yell at his wall? Because it jumped out and scared him when he walked past

Why did the black boy fail out of high school? Because his grades were bad.

DEATH.

Are you a tree

Q: What is a laptop that sings? A: A Dell

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

if someone chucks skittles at u and says "taste the rainbow!!!!" chuck m&ms at them and say "Im not afraid!!!!!"

Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

"Bitches are fake, talk shit get hit!". False, female dogs cannot speak in the tongues of humans, and if they could I am sure excrement would not come from their mouths.

:)Knock, Knock :(Who's there? :)Barbie :(Barbie who? :)Barbieq

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