The young orphan boy had high hopes for this Christmas. When he woke up, he ran to the foot of the tree and saw a large box wrapped with seasonal wrapping paper. He looked at it to see that it was for someone else. The boy recieved nothing for Christmas and was later hit by a bus that had veered off of the road to avoid hitting a dog. The boy is now paralyzed and is extremely disappointed as to how his Christmas had unfolded.

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ronald wants to join a gym, they tell him to lose 20 pounds before coming back or else.....

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a structure used to support sitting people, the other is a human being native to Mexico.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Why was everyone screaming bloody murder? Their home team won

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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Q: What's multicoloured and spins around while screaming in agony? A: A clown in a washing machine.

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How do you make the queen of england cry? You rape her violently.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

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What is hitlers favorite planet: jewpiter

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What's green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it fell from a tree? A pool table.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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Here isa poem from a dog Roses are gray violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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Little Miss Muffett sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey along came her food allergies and she died

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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your mom is so fat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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