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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

A Muslim on a plane yells out "Hijack!" Jack replies with "Hello" and the two engage in a casual conversation for the duration of the flight.

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

why did i come to this site i was doing a school easy about the anti-apartheid movement

How do you get a girl out of a tree? You throw a refrigirator at her.

What do you call five gay men walking in the same direction? I don't know the usual human does not take note of such circumstance.

Why didn't Billy's parents get him any birthday presents? Billy was an accident.

What is the difference between being a serial killer and a doctor? I'm not a doctor.

Knock Knock... Who's there? The FBI, you're going to jail. Really? No.

Did you hear about the Englishman who ran all the way to Loch Ness? Oh, that's a shame, because I didn't either.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Neglegence and irresponsibility of a farmer.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your car? I don't know, you should check the zoo's surveillance camera.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

If the blue dog falls out of sample object, how many bananas does my mom eat? No, because markers can't talk

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

Scumbag steve walks into his friend's dorm room, and finds out he has epilepsy. He then flicks the lights on and off really fast

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

i bought a sock i wore it i bought a fish i killed it i bought a human i ate it IM A CANNIBAL

Why didn't Sarah come to school today? She had a heart attack and died.

A blonde woman, a brunette woman and a redhaired woman walk into a bar. They can be considered fiscally responsible because it was two for one Ladie's Night.

Why did Helen Keller cross the road? Hoefuwpugosihfioapfsoihosw[

What is the difference between a person with Alzheimer's and Aids? 24!

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