why did the black guy cross the street? to get to the package store.

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What's great about taking a shower with a twelve year old girl. Pulling her hair back and making her look like a six year old

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the only thing funny about this website is the fact ciaran hawkins is in love with it

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Knock Knock Who's There 42

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Why is Harry Potter fake Because its a movie

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Two men walk into a bar. You would think at least one of them would've seen it.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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A black man walks into KFC. the whole room..THE GAME.

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How do you make your grandma fly? Push her off the back of a plane.

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what did the drunk man say to the bar tender? Hello good sir. Fine day today isn't it.

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What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

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Two men are stranded in a structure on an alien planet, they are frightened when they are told that there is evidence of a life form near them, they explore their surroundings and find a snake-like creature that flares what looks like wings, bites one of the men on the hand and wraps its tail around his arm squeezing it until the arm breaks (we see the bone poke through his sleeve and he screams); the creature slithers up his sleeve, into his mask and lunges into his mouth killing him, and the other man is sprayed on the mask with acid and we see the plastic of the mask melt onto his face.

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A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have testicular cancer........"

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why didnt the little boy say goodbye to his mom because he got hit by a bus

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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Why did the Mexican go to Taco Bell? Because he thought it was a real restaurant.

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If the goverment wants us to be eco friendly then why are the eco friendly cars so expensive?

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Why did the mentally disabled child begin to cry? Because he shit himself

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Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

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What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

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An American and Russian are arguing about their country. The American says "I can do things you can't. I can walk into the White House and into the Oval Office. I can bang my hands on my President's desk and say "Mr. Obama, I don't like the way you're running your country." The Russian says, "I can do that." The American says, "No, you can't." The Russian says, "Sure I can. I can go to Vladimir Putin's office and say "Mr. President, I don't like the way Mr. Obama's running his country."

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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why do cats hate dogs the Holocaust

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