- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

Neil Lewis

Why did the boy have pink skin at night? Because he did not put on a sufficient amount of sunscreen that morning.

What do you call a Mexican who likes to eat burritos? A Mexican

Life is like a box of chocolates, quite strange to enjoy when you're single.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

Why did the chicken help people across the road all day? Because after past experiences the chicken decided to become a lollypop chicken and help people nit make the mistakes he did

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

yo mamas so dumb she named her house butt and her son crack and then she called the police saying I looked all over my butt and i can not find my crack.

How do you make a health inspector give you a good report? Throw his family into a pack of alligators.

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A blonde walks into a bar, and hit it head on, she is now in the hospital grasping for her life but the threatening grips of hell keep pulling her into the wretched plains of fiery wrath and despair... -Avery Vartanian

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

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