You know Hellen Kellers retarded? No shes blind and deaf. Ehhh same thing.

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What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

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A man walks into a bar wearing large and baggy pants. The bartender asks him, "Why the large, baggy pants?" The man replies, "Because they're comfortable."

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Ryan

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What do Mitt Romney and Barak Obama have in common? Nothing that is why they are running against each other for US President.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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If you play The Binding of Isaac backwards, it's about a boy who summons Satan in hell and ascends multiple floors and eventually revives him mom by sucking in tears. He eventually becomes less of a monster until going back to his home and living hapily with his mother, completely forgetting anything had ever happened.

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What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

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The joke below was so funny I forgot to laugh.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

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you gay?

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I want a lot of likes...do it you wont. i know you wont.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't know any better. It very recently was decapitated in order tofeed the farmers family.

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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When an intellectual was told by someone, "Your beard is now coming in," he went to the rear entrance and waited for it. Another intellectual asked what he was doing. Once he heard the whole story, he said: "I'm not surprised that people say we lack common sense. How do you know that it's not coming in by the other gate?"

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Chuck Norris goes to the mars to fight the marshuns he then die's soon after because there is lack of oxegen on mars and theres no marshuns.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

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Why do fat people make such good slaves? They're too fat and lazy to escape. Unfortunately, if you want your slave to be fat, you actually have to feed it properly.

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Roses are red, Here's something new. Violets are violet, Not f***ing blue.

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When life gives you lemons.... Don't eat them, because you're probable hallucinating, and you don't know where they came from.

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What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

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Anti Joke

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