Whats the difference between a black guy and Luke Skywalker? Luke met his real father

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How did the blonde girl get pregnant? Sperm enters their vagina and fertilizes an egg cell causing a child to be conceived.

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wh@t d0 y0u c@II @ d0g5sh£t w1th n0 sm£II? 0ID d0gsh£T

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Why did the black man have blood on his hands? He was a surgeon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Put down your barbie. Get in the car.

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How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

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what happened to the boy who got hit by a truck he went to the hospitel

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Smoke weed till i die nigga

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Me: Hey Chris! Chris: WTF.u.c.k

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What's worse than breaking your leg and not being able to walk? Breaking your neck because you will most likely not be able to walk from the high probability of being paralyzed for the rest of your life.

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Why did the man ask the woman on a date? They were both single and looking for a unique, romantic experience that could possibly turn into a long-term loving relationship.

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Q: What's worse than losing your job? A: Seeing your entire family die in a car accident

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How many jews does it take to- I have alzheimers

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Knock Knock Who's there? 9/11

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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A shark ate your mom

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what is worse than a joke? an anti-joke.

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My name is Jeff

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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diarrhea.

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Whats the saddest part about the sandy hook shooting? There were still bullets in the clip... Im going to hell by the way.

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Anti Joke

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