Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Knock Knock. Knockin on Heavens door, oh hey come in

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running away from a Black family reunion.

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One day, a bear happoned across a man and said "How do you do today good sir?" but the man ran away screaming "OH CRAP, BEARS!!!!" because it just sounded like bear growling (which i would love to dedicate to my friend Chris Bradley, just to make the ball to stick ratio too high)

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In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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What do Whitney Houston and Selena Gomez have in common? They are both dead. Exept for Selena Gomez..

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a blind man walks into a wall

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How do you get a blonde with one hand out of a tree? Grab a ladder and carry her down.

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What did the kitten say to the ant? Nothing, it was dead. - Driiiftz

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“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

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Q: Knock, Knock A: To get to the other side.

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What's more annoying than a mosquito? the Sandy Hook Massacre

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Dude, you're playing call of duty by yourself and in last place...HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!??

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A: Knock, knock A: Knock, knock A: Um, knock, knock! B: Sorry, I was pretending that I wasn't home.

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PhilosopherCon: "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?" "Why?"

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Jesus walks into a church only to be touched inappropriately.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? Because it was disabled.

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A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

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