- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do dogs and wind have in common? A: They're both blue. Except the dog. Or the wind. Wind is colorless.

who's yellow , and looks like a bear? pudsey

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: 7 is a registered sex offender.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

Why didn't Jimmy ever get his butt of the couch? His butt was nailed to it and he was also dead. Why didn't his parents save him? they died before he did.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead walk into a prison. They're stopped by a gang. Hey, want to play a game? They answer "No thanks, we died in the last joke."

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. Where's my tractor?

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A mermaid walks into a bar, but she has no legs, so she flops over and proceeds to drag herself into the bar.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

What do you call a cat at the bottom of the ocean? A cat.

why did the man pee in public? ... he couldnt hold it in.

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a banana that just got pealed A banana

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino? A one-way ticket to Hell for messing with God's creations, you heathen!

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

Thre jews walk into a bar i lied it was a gas chamber

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What's the difference between a poodle and a noodle? Scaboodle!

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

Whats a Quires favorite type of sport?--- A contact sport

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