How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? 1

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Johnny had 50 candy bars. He ate 45 of them. What does Johnny have now? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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Whats worse than peeing blood? Dying.

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What did the guy say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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A man is riding down the road on his horse, Sally. He happens to see a horse without a rider, but with two saddles. He finds this peculiar, continues into town, and has a fine day.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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What's the difference between a jew, a muslim and a christian. They follow different belief systems

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A lawyer met with his client and said.. well, there is some good news and some bad news The bad news is that you're going to prison for life.

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Q: What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: The pizza does not scream in the oven.

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What do you say if you see a floating TV at night? Wow a floating TV. It's amazing how far technology has progressed throughout the years.

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A White guy invites his Black friends into his house, he says "Make yourself at home." THEY DO

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Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

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What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

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What did the biscuit say when he saw his friend get run over? Oh my god. Dave, are you ok? Somebody call an ambulance.

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A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

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a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

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Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

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What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

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Why was the clock off? Because it was broken

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Why did the man have square fingers? Because he has Apert Syndrome

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Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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