- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock! Whos there? Doctor! Doctor who? exactly.. how did you know?

What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

What did one prostitute say to the other prostitute? I'm dying of AIDS

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

If you are American when you walk into a bathroom and American when you walk back out, what are you when you are inside the bathroom? You're probably dispelling waste products from your body.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

what happens when y tell ur deff brother uve been sleeping with his wife..nothing

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

noah is a scrub jungle

What's a Democrat's favorite activity? Blaming Republicans for shit they didn't do.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

A gay man walks into a pregnant woman

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

A nun with shoes on walks into a bar with her husband.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Person 1: Ask me if I'm a truck? Person 2: Are you a truck? Person 1: No.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

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