A woman walks into the living room while her husband is watching tv. The husband tells her "Make me a Sandwich", so she goes to the kitchen and makes him a sandwich like shes told to.

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Q. How do you know when an asian has robbed your house?? A. Like any other thief, most of your expensive belongings will be gone it depends on duration of robbing and their morality

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What is big and wet and smells like mushrooms? A big wet mushroom.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender then asks him "Why the long face?" The horse then gives the bartender an unwilling look as he walks to the other side of the bar where several people leave due to potential danger in the situation.

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is fun to smash with a hammer. The other is a watermelon.

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what do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? a stick

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dick dick dick... frogs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? This website is terrible. Are you servers from 1990? I hope you all get cancer.

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Why didn't the Mexican have car insurance? Because he was 12 years old and didn't have a car so he had no need for car insurance.

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Who's lower than Iran? United Arab Emirates.

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today at school... I learned about all the core subject plus the additional electives.

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

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Why is Michael J. Fox so good at shake-a-weight? He is in shape.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I can't remember. I have amnesia from when I was hit by a bus as a child.

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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little potato when born allicator don't have neck, if u like me it's cause u stole my scooter

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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A duck walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender realizing this is an odd situation, seeing that ducks cannot articulate the English language, realizes he must be dreaming. He wakes up and turns to tell his wife about the dream, but she won't respond. He then realizes how his marriage is in shambles...

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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How are Justin Bieber and Lady Gaga similar? They are both men except Justin Beiber

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How to confuse a dumbass: see previous post.

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What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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