- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you cross a sheep with a kangaroo? Don't be ridiculous. First of all, scientifically this is near impossible and secondly, what use would a kangaroo with wool be? Sheepdogs would become obsolete and they would be a nightmare to shear. Imbecile.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Everybody will die

Call of Duty is a good game.

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

Why did the girl throw the clock out of the window? The clock was broken, and it was the only valuable object in her possession.

What's grammatically incorrect about this sentence? Nothing. I lied.

What is the difference between a bike and a baby? There are a lot of differences

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

Is maynaise an instrument?

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why Did the boy fall off his bike? Because someone threw a fridge at him

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

knock knock. who's there? me. me who? shut up im robbing you.

What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

Yo mama so dumb that she got mediocre grades throughout highschool and college which explains her less than desirable financial situation

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

You know what likes to get fisted? Sock puppets.

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