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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homicidal maniac say to his 13th victim? Nothing, she was dead at the time.

What is black and white and red all over? Black people in a blender. I lied about the white

What is white And taste like sheep A sheep

I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

Why was the man's foot hot? Because it was stuck in a toaster.

Why is NO ONE on Facebook when I AM?! Because you have no friends... on Facebook... ... Wow.

What's black and white and has difficulty turning corners? A nun with a javelin stuck through the neck.

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? it was dead. why;d the banana fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the monkey.

A man walks into a bar, he begins drinking and returns home visably drunk. His family disowns him as he is a recovering alchoholic who was three months sober.

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

A Jew ran into a wall with a boner. He broke his nose first.

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

whats green and lives in the water

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

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