When Geese fly in their 'V' formation, why is one line bigger than the other? There's more geese in that line.

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Q: What do the French call a quarter pounder with cheese? A: Le Royale with cheese

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did Moses part the sea Because it was divisible by 2

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What's brown and Rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

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Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

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Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

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A man walks into a bar

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Bitch

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Wats blue and always in the sky?? Cheese! Except cheese is not blue and it is not always in the sky... By Rachael Mcmullan

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Whats Funnier than a clown? Woman's Basketball.

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

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sean punches bryce in the face, sean then says ow you just punched me in the face. that hurt

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KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

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What do you call the CEO of a successful company? Rich.

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A group of young men walks into a bar. They drink some booze, laugh, have a great time and then go home to sleep.

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

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What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Yo momma so stupid, she had you.

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I just lied when I clicked the 'I have read and agree to the Terms of Service' to post this when in fact, I didn't read it at all.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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