A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

If X = 3 and Y = 7, what is X + Y = ? It doesn't matter. You forgot to put your name on the test which means you got an automatic fail.

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

I have Alzheimer's, but at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

I told my wife she was like a fine wine She asked if it was because she improves with age. I told her yes All was well.

yo momma so fat dora couldn't even explore her!!!

Why did the boy eat the worm? Because his parents were starving him, and it was all he had.

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the hispanic buy a pepsi? Because he was thirsty.

Women's rights

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Guy 1:Whats the difference between a towel and toilet paper? Guy2: I dont know Guy : SO IT WAS YOU!

What's good about having alzheimers? You meet new people every day!

Once upon a time, a handsome prince met a beautiful princess. They both fell in love with each other. They then got married and lived happily ever after.

A man breaks into your house points a gun at your head and proceeds to fire a blank... The man stares at your for another minute before jumping back out of the window he crawled in from and sitting on the curb outside your house rethinking his life choices.

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

weston cage

Mom: Are you going to jump of a cliff just cause your friends are? Kid: You got married to dad cause you were the last lonely whore left of all your friends. And you wanna talk to me about peer pressure. Mom: Go jump.

Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you hear about the giant termite who walks into a beer joint and asks, "Is the bartender here?" Did you...

What did the American man say to his brother right before his brother's wedding? You should not get married because most likely your marriage will end in a horrible divorice, which will ruin the rest of your pathetic life.

A monkey and his owner walk into a bar they sit down at the bar... I dont know the rest of the joke but your moms a whore

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...