- Anti Joke

What Did The Ocean Say To The Other Ocean? What? Nothing, They Just Waved. Oh. Did You Sea What I Did There? No. I'm Shore You Did.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? Nothing. -Albert Einstein... LOL JOKES my name is PJ.

how many dead babies fit in a bathtub 16

Q: Why'd the guy have to fart? A: There was a buildup of methane gas in his colon.

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What do you call a gathering of Asians? A chinkfest

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

their was a black man in my family tree hes still hanging on

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

what sucks blows and gets laid in the closet. YOUR MOM VACUMING

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

Q: why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: because it was dead.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Roses are red, Violets aren't. This doesn't make sense. Potatoes and brown.

Knock, knock Who's there? I'm there.

Why is the fat kid on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

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