- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

What did the dog say to the tree? Bark.

What has three legs, one eye, and is green and fuzzy. I don't know. Me either.

Two Jews, three Nazis, and a black guy go into a bar. Where they have a spirited debate about Canadian football. And leave without coming to any conclusions.

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What is the difference between a seal and an armadillo? They are both aquatic animals, except for the armadillo.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Arrow in the Knee!

whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

your mum

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

how do you keep an idiot in suspense. I dont' know he still hasn't told me

Whats long and black? The line at KFC.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

What do you call a black man walking down the street? Danger Approaching

What can fly? Lots of things

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

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