- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

Why couldnt the man stop dancing? He had Parkinson's.

How many days can a pelican whisper? Pelicans can't whisper.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

There is a bomb. It blows up and kills 26 people.

Recycled jokes are about as good as a scalar roundabout... [L]

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

What Is big, round, and looks like gaben. Gaben!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being molested by a giant octopus.

where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

how do you kill a rat skin it and feed it to your child and wait till it shits then when it shits feed it to your dog then when it shits then microwave it and shove the smelly liquid remains up your ass.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

10 Mexicans are in a car. Who is driving? 1 of the Mexicans.

What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Eeny meeny miny mo, Catch a tiger by it's toe, If he hollers let him go, Because if you don't he would attack you and go straight for you're neck and you would die a painful death...

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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