- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Who row's? •Liam Findlay

Whats big, round and orange? A big round orange

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

what do jason kidd and michael jackson have in common? they are both actually black

What did the rat say to the dog? Nothing, he is a rat and therefore incapable of speech.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

A man asks his wife to make him a sandwich, she proceeds to make a sandwich using rye bread, lettuce, two slices of tomatoes, a variety condiments, mustard and several slices of American cheese. The man eats the sandwich at a parade with his wife celebrating Woman's Rights.

How Many polish people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, one person is capable of screwing in a light bulb. Unless they were mentally challenged, in which case, they would get someone else to do it for them.

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

what did the left nut say to the right nut? The guy above us is a real dick huh?

Where did Susie go when her town was bombed? Everywhere.

So there's this moose right? And he walks into the store and asks where the potatoes are. And the cashier lady says aisle 5. So the moose walks to aisle 5 and there were no potatoes.

What's the same between a white guy and a black guy? They are both white except for the black guy.

what do trees like to drink? r o o t b e a r

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Homeless man....it's what's for dinner!

Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

Person 1- Ask me if I am a tree Person 2- Ok, are you a tree? Person 1- Nope

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