- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Human: "Panda get off that slide! Your a panda, you don't understand gravity!" Panda: g=9.81 m/s squared. Human: Oh, I see, carry on.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

What happen when the man preposed to his girlfriend? He regretted for the rest or his life.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Don't you just hate it when a sentence doesn't end the way you octopus?

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

If i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put my sausage in your oven

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

How many theropists does it take to change a lightbulb? -only one, but it takes a very long time and the lightbulb has to want to change.

She Explored My Body, Licked, Sucked, Swallowed! When Satisfied, She Left! . . . . Damn Mosquito!!!

Roses are red violets are ponies I dont know what to say mircowave

Why didn't the pregnant, pro-choice woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

jamie looks at jacob for arousment. jacob looks at his dog.........

I was going to write about anti-climaxes but then I didn't.

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

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