- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom is such a bitch that no one will date her!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!TRUE STORY!! :D

What did the hobo get for christmas? Nothing.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

whats the difference between a chicken and a rooster. a rooster has a dick

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

Why did Mary fall of the swing? Because she had no arms. Who pushed johnny of the cliff? Certainly not Mary

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple All of the antijokes about it

A women left the kitchen.

SOY COMO SOY Y ME ENCANTA SI NO ME VALORAS ESE ES TU PEDO

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

penis?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

what is red and smells like paint red paint

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Whats worse than tripping? Getting shot

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

your mama is so fat, she sat on the ipod touch and made the ipad.

My asian freind died recently... But on another note why did the chicken cross the road.Crosing the road is a metaphor for killing yourself and the chicken is my asian freind.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Last week, one of my ex girlfriends called me. She said she had to tell me some bad news. "I don't know how to tell you this but I have AIDS. I really didn't know how to reply to that so I said the only thing I could say. "Yeah, I know."

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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