Latvia isn't a joke

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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What would Ronald Reagan say if he was alive today? Nice to meet you my name is Ronald Reagan

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Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? What's up?

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whats something you really wanna call a black person it starts with an "N" and ends in an "R" A. Friend i was joking about the "N" and "R"

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Who is the most vile man in Britain? Jerry Carr, the guy who works at the casino.

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Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

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Three men walk into a bar. The first guy bought two drinks, the second guy bought three drinks, can you guess what the third guy bought? A tazer.,

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Wanna hear something dirty? Mud.

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I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

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Why are black people good at basketball? While there are many preternaturally gifted black men and women in professional basketball, the notion that one race holds sway over the others in terms of sheer skill and talent is a ridiculous stereotype; propagated, no doubt, by both ignorant and jealous persons of other colors.

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I found someone on the ground who wasn't breathing and had no pulse.They must have been in a damn deep sleep.

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Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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