A blind man walks into a wall.

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

We have come to the United States in search of a just, and profitable land, but we have found a place of bigots and racists.

One day I walked into my backyard I saw a squirrel Then I was like oh hey squirrel

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

whats white and looks like paper paper

If everyone in China jumped up and down at the same time they would lose all credibility as a nation for organising such a pointless excursion.

are you MC Donald's because I'm lovin' it!

Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

A woman walks into the kitchen to make a sandwich because she is hungry and she likes sandwiches.

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

What did the boy skip rocks with? -A rock

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

q; whats small and high pitched a; rory johnston

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

I like my women how I like my coffee; without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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