- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 69

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why did Shakespeare die? It's called life.

Your mother is average.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

knock knock who's ther? chris chris who? JUST OPEN THE F***ING DOOR AND CHECK IT OUT

What do you call a Mexican flying a plane from Mexico City to Los Angeles? A pilot you racist.

An alphabet walks into the post office and asks for a letter. What does the postal worker give the alphabet? Nothing. Alphabets can't walk.

How do you make a clown stop smiling? Hit him in the face with an axe.

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

Knock knock.Who's there?Dead Baby.

What's a worse place to be besides the friendzone? On your grandmas lap crying because your parents just died in a car crash.

What did the man think as the foul baseball flew rapidly toward his face? Oh man, I thought my tickets were to an NBA game.

Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

Why does the man ignore his wife? Because he is dead.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

what do you call a bunch of crap at the bottom of the ocean? A shitwreck!

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