Knock Knock. Who's There? A Banana. The middle aged man opened the door, prepared to distribute candy to the trick or treaters.

What is black and white and red all over? A road killed zebra.

Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

What sound does a snail make? Meow....... Think hard and you'll get it

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Knock knock! Who's there? The doorbell wasn't working.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

What's the difference between a watermelon and a dead black person? There aren't 50 watermelons buried in my backyard.

What do you call a lawyer without a brain? -Dead

Did you hear the joke about Hellen Keller? Neither did she.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

Why did the black guy have a nice sterio? He has a well paying job and decided to treat himself.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

Knock knock, who's there? Doctor. Doctor who?

what do mexicans need to survive............. a truck load of herowin and BOARDERS!!!!!!!!

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? -absolut vodka Well, you have a sirious drinking problem...

Man walks into a hotel on Friday, Stays for three days and leaves on Friday. How is this possible? A. His horses name was Friday

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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