Why did the chicken cross the road? There was no traffic for miles and the chicken was in search of basic needs.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Poland? Because if he's an actual historical figure he would have been born in modern day Palestine.

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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What did the fat man say to the other far man Hey your fat

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whats hairy and fat? I DONT KNOW YOU TELL ME RETARD

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because at the climax point in the swing, gravity is making a much larger affect on you because you are pulling farther away from the earth as well as positioning your body in a way where it is awkward and unstable to support your body, which greatly increases the chance of you falling off and landing on the ground.

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Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

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Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

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Sex

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Vegeta, what does the scouter say about his power level? I can't remember... :(

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Obama

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There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

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Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

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What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

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Coming this fall, A hilarious movie for the whole family to enjoy, actor Rob Schneider play a very normal man would goes to work everyday to support his family who he loves more than anything in the world, critics are saying that this is the most vulgar slapstick comedy of the year as Rob Schneider teaches his two adopted kids the power of Jesus Christ. Coming this fall... The Nun's Birthday Rated R for excessive nudity of Rob Schneider and an asian hooker.

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A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

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A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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What the hell are you doing?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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