The Charlotte Bobcats

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

4 Jews are killed during a car accident, the whole city mourns over there death and create a plaque in their honor.

What do you call a gay couple with jobs and a kid?? Responsible.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

dyslexic's Untie

Yo mama so old, she might die soon

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

Don't tell anyone, the Health Department is already on our backs.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red, HOLY SHIT THE GARDEN'S ON FIRE

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

Knock Knock. Who's there? Batman. Batman who? Batman is stunned by the fact that there is in fact someone that does not know him.

Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

What do you get when you mix a baby and chemical waste? A bad smoothie.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Roses are red, My name is Dave, This joke is pointless, microwave.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam.

Whats's the similarities between an apple and a cat? They both have legs except for the apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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