This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

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Why did Sally fall off the swing. She had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally

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Friends are like snowflakes When you pee on them they disappear

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A Brunette, a Redhead and a Blond all jump off a cliff, which one will hit the ground last? Since the acceleration of gravity is 9.8 m/s they will all hit the ground simultaneously and with enough force to completly shatter their bodys making body recovery extreemly difficult. They must have had a hard life.

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Autism... is not funny at all, it is a serious issue in today's day and age and must be addressed and cured

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An owl and a squirrel where siting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl then turned to the squirrel and said nothing... cos owls can't talk. The owl then eats the bird because it is a bird of prey

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Why was the kid crying Cuz there was a frog stapled to his head

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

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Why did the little girl drop her ball? Because she was done playing with it.

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What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

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why can't James swim at 2010 summer ? because james died at 2009

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A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

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A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

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If video games were peaceful. Man! You are so strait! That was so good man! GG.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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Your mom is so stupoid she put a piece of paper on the TV and called it paper view!

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what do you call a bunch of black people running down a hill Exercise

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What did the famer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?!?!

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Tulips are pink Daisys are white

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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according to the ewspickle, it is Dumbledore's favorite food.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

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