- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are like trees, if you deprive them from water they'll die.

What's the difference between a smashed watermelon and a dead black person? One is a minor slip of the hands and the other is a fatal accident involving a human being.

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

Knock, knock. Door opened.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar she took the back seat

What is worse then a bus driver A man who drives an ice cream truck

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

Knock Knock I have a f*cking doorbell you asshole

What did the blonde say to the brunette? We both have hair

Why did the little boy lose his fingers? He was left unattended with a chain saw.

a black guy, a white guy, and an asian guy walked into a bar. It was an interracial bar, and served men and women of all nationalities.

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

can't you hear that TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT, TOOT Ta TOOT TOOT flute (nicki minaj in a past life listening to a symphony)

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

What did the collage professor say to the plumber? Hi.

A duck walks into a bar, the bartender says what do you want? the duck says nothing cause ducks can't talk

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

What's the difference between Al Gore and a slab of formica? Many things, most obvious being that Al Gore is a conscious being.

What's red and bad for you teeth. A brick

Whats blue and fuzzy? Blue fuzz. Whats pink and fuzzy? Blue fuzz that's embarrassed.

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

This is the worst anti-joke on the entire site. Just look at all the thumbs down!

A can walks into a bar...HAHAHAHA JK LOL thats not possible! What was I thinking? Silly me! -David Bruggen

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