- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Nothing, he found his tractor and went back to work.

Why didn't grandma ever return Johnathon's calls? Grandma was brutally murdered 2 years prior. Johnathon had issues believing that she was gone. He went on to live a life of pain and suffering, which would eventually lead to suicide at the age of 24.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? society... ha ha

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm ovulating

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

How High is a Chinese man

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

what does the black man say to the white man? nice weather were having huh.

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What is yellow and dangerous? Shark infested butter

roses are red,violets,are green who tf shit in the toilet?

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

women's rights

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

kcid gib a evah uoy neht sdrawkcab siht daer nac uoy fi

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

An Irishman, an Englishman, and a Scottishman walks into a bar. They had a good time.

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? finding two worms in your apple

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