- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Grandad teabag his Grandson? Because he likes dipping his balls into the mouths of his Grandchildren; as if they were a teabag and his mouth was a mug.

what happened to the man who walked into a bar he slipped from the bar of soap and died

TWIX PAUSE!

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

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Why did Larry the Cable Guy say "Git R Dun"? Because he thought it was funny, and so did a bunch of other people for some reason.

"Why is Barney purple and green?" "Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way"

Two nerds walk into a bar. The effects of alcohol do not discriminate based upon the social status of said consumer.

A man walked into a bar. He got a concussion and couldn't see strait for days.

Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

i went to the bar. soon after i entered the bar i got kicked out. why? becuase i'm seventeen.

roses are red violets are blue i have shit in my mouth so screw you

What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

Roses are red, violets are blue, so is my face, I'm constipated

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

wanna hear a clean joke? bob took a bath with bubbles. wanna hear a dirty joke? bubbles was a man :) i heard this somewhere and it made me laugh :)

what did the apathetic person say? Who Cares?

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

Your momma's eyesight is so weak she needs a pair of glasses to see properly

what did the caterpillar say to the butterfly? Im gonna turn into you.

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