52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

A black guy walked in to a gas station, walked up to the counter and payed for his items with his debit card.

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Roses are red. Violets are blue. and Asians are yellow.

Knock Knock Go Away

What did the doctor say to the young boy? We only planned on a annual checkup but have discovered that your and aids baby and only have 3 days to live. Tell your family members goodbye you'll be on life support in the next couple hours.

Two muffins were in an oven. One muffin said "Wow, its hot in here." The other muffin said "Oh my gosh a talking muffin!" The house burnt down because the oven created a fire.

Why would Obama like to be ahead of some guy's poll and bent over at the same time? Because being ahead in someone's poll is encouraging news for his election campaign and bending over is part of the exercise program he uses to stay in shape.

Knock Knock Who's There? The I.R.S.

Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

Your mommas so dumb she had to climb a glass wall to see what was on the other side! But the glass was slippy so she never saw what was on the other side.

Why did the baby cross the road? 'cause i kicked it.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

yo mama is so dumb, she got all Fs on her report

Why do jews love money so much? Because money is very valuable and everyone loves it.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

How do you tell if an elephant has been in your refrigerator? You find someone you trust and say "an elephant has been in my refrigerator".

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

a jewish guy walks in to a bar says to the bartender says "I have aids" and the jewish man replys "my bad"

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

What is orange and smells like a jewish cat. Nothing

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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