A guy walks into a bar. He orders a drink and sighs heavily, waiting to escape the reality of his broken home, his cheating wife, and his high school dropout kid.

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Why couldn't Mike answer the phone on time? On his way to the phone he was shot and killed.

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What did the woman say when she didn't finish her meal? Can I get a to go box

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Two jews walk into a bar. They drank beer and shot some pool and had a good time.

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Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

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Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

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What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

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What do you call a guy eating a sandwich? Whatever his name is.

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3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

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My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? James. Ok.

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Why was the girl crying? - Someone pooped on her face.

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A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender, millions of times larger than the infinitesimally small subatomic particle, does not hear his question and so does not reply.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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What did the single woman get for Christmas? Raped.

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What did the guy say to the mushroom? You're a fungi

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What is 1 + 1 equal to? 2, because if you have one orange and if you add another orange, you will have 2 oranges, therefore 1 plus 1 is 2.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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Why did the man cry when he went to the doctor? He has a terminal illness progressed to the point of cure and would die in 3 hours.

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Q:What do you call a black priest? A: A great quality volunteer at a local church.

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

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knock knock who's there? It's Jim we haven't seen each other since college Why hello there come on in

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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