- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helen Keller went to town riding on a pony she stuck a feather in her hat and called it uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Stephen Hawking wheels into the Center for Theoretical Cosmology.

What do friends and trees have in common? They will both fall over after being hit multiple times with an ax.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I can't really remember the reason, it was about 5 years ago and a lot of things have happened since.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

why did the kid fall down the stairs? he had polio

What do you call a mexican doing drugs? An average pablo

Anti-Joke is a silver bullet.

Smell your breath Coamhin you smelly cunt

An Iranian, a Mexican, and an American are on an airplane. The plane is too heavy to take off, so to lighten the load, each person has to throw off something their country has a lot of. The Iranian throws off a nuclear bomb. The Mexican throws off a sombrero. The American throws off an apple pie.

So a guy walks into a bar. It hurt really bad. He was pissed, so he went home and took his seal to a club.

What is blue and smells like blue paint? Blue paint.

I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

make me a sandwich! what kind?

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

What did the girl with two broken legs give her parents for Christmas? Medical bills.

knock knock who's there... you you who who the fuck are you

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is an inanimate object.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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