- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

Q-What did the hobo get for Christmas? A-Pneumonia.

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

who was the alien over LA? adalia rose

What did the boy eat for lunch? - His mother.

Why did you not just "put a spell" on her instead? And you are totally mean, ever actually killed someone?

whats worse, being kicked in the balls or giving birth? losing an arm to meningitis

Roses are black Violets are Black I'm Hellen Keller

I think everybody should have a penis. Does that make me a bad feminist?

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

Why did the clown get in the car? Because he can.

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After being told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, he walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What's the difference between an onion and a baby ? You cry when you cut the onion.

What did one dead baby say to another dead baby? Nothing... they were dead.

What is is one good thing about global Waming? Nothing.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

WNBA

What's the difference between Justin Beiber and a horrible singer? Nothing.

what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

Yanter, Look it up

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