- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What did the girl with no eyes say? I can not see.

why did jimmy loose the bike race. because he never entered.

How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his mother at the hospital who is dying of cancer.

How did Jimmy get hit by the car? He dropped his Ice cream cone.

What did the plane say to the twin towers? Boom

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

What's worse than a truck full of dead babies? Trying to sell a used truck with dead baby stains all over it.

what do you do when life gives you lemons? take them, free shit is cool!

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

Why did the student have a staring contest with his teacher? Well, the teacher was actually unaware of the competition.

Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

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What do you call two black men flying an airplane? Pilots.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Why did rachels computer break ? Because she was using it in the road and got hit by a bus

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

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