Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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Why did the Salesman leave the leper colony? He had to wish his daughter a happy birthday.

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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Woman:I give my Heart to You! Man:Thank You!!! The Woman then dies because one can't live without a heart

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Flowers are colors Love me

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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What do you call a cat with no ears? Anything you fucking well like. Cats can't understand speech.

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Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

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As I was riding my bike down the road, I saw a young boy being raped in a dark alley way. I proceeded to pedal and acted like i had seen nothing.

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How many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Trick question they cant afford one.

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A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

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Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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Where do cows go in their free time? burger king.

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Why does Jimmy Neutron have a big head? Heredity.

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2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

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Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

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Why wasn't the dog obedient? Because it was dead.

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What's green and has wheels? A refrigerator, I lied about the green and the wheels.

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What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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