What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Guess what. Butts. www.youtube.com/c/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, wumbo, wumbology the study of wumbo

Roses are red Violets are blue Your whole family is dead And now it's time for you!

how do you save a black man ... u don't

Why did the little boy have gum on his shoe? Because he stepped on it

Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why was the boy considered a bitch? His name was Jason Jubin

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

roses are blue violets red im color blind vatalk is gay

Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.-South Park

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

Q: Why do homeless people smell bad? A: Because they live on the street and they dont take showers it's very sad sometimes.

did you stub your toe?

what did one lady say to another lady we are both ladies

Invention I totally meant invention! XD, now okay, you can have the top comment, ill even read it because I like ya a lot.

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

Jesse gets back at people who takes his job, by trying to get with their sloppy seconds.. Emphasize trying.

My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

a man walked into a bar he had no recollection of entering the bar so he exited the bar

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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