- Anti Joke

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

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A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

What do you call a 2 storied house ? A dolphin! :D

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

why did Sally fall off of the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there?

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

A hermaphrodite walks into a bakery, orders an eclair, then leaves.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

What do you say to a corpse? How's life?

My three children are three big mistakes.

Do you work at subway? Because you are giving me a footlong. Yes, please, on white bread, with turkey, ham, white cheddar, and all of the vegetables. Maybe a little bit of sweet onion sauce and sub sauce. Sure, that will be a combo with chips. Thank you very much.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

What do you call a blonde who can't read? an infant

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She has no arms. Knock, knock Who's there? Not Susie

human centipede

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why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was a serial rapist with a anger problem

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

what's the square root of pi? nothing. why would you add roots to pie, how gross.

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