- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

Q: Why can't a tomato fly a plane? A: Cuz it's a tomato

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

When I was little I used to love to dig up worms. Out of my ass.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tradegy.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

My dog got out of its cage So I found it and beat the shit out of my neighbors kid.

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

A jellyfish walks into a bar, the bar doesnt appreciate him, so he retreats back to his jellyfish lands.

I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the water? You shouldn't call him anything. He needs help. -Tag

What do you call a dumb friend? Sam.

Do you want to hear a good anti-joke? Well I don't have one.

Q: Why did the girl have dirty knees? A: Cause she was dragged through the forest and raped.

How do you make a baby stop crying?you scream at it and throw it at wall

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Max Head fingered himself, HAH

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

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