- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

"Ask me if I'm a lamp." "Are you a lamp?" "No."

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

Why can't Elvis Presley drive a car backwards? Because he's dead!

You idiot.

What did the water bottle say to the Itunes gift card Nothing,they're both innament object and don't have mouths.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

Why did the woman leave the kitchen. Its was her funeral

"what's fat,stupid,and has a shell" "i don't know what" "you, i lied about the shell"

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Did you know that many scientists will find out what happens after death within your lifetime? But not their lifetime...

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

How many cans does the average alcoholic drink in one night? None. Cans are solid and therefore cannot be drank.

Q:What did the Hulk say before the bartender refused to serve him further drinks? A: HULK SMASHED! Moral: "THE MORE DRUNK THE HULK GETS! BLURRIER HIS VISION BECOMES! HULK IS THE BLURRIEST THERE IS!"

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

What did God do to help the little girl with terminal cancer? Nothing, God doesn't exist.

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