Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What is the difference between a pizza and ten dead babies? I dont have a pizza in my oven.

A women left the kitchen.

Why the FFUUU did you go back? Because I broke something huur.

Why does Santa Clause say Ho Ho Ho? He has Tuberculosis.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

What did the doctor say to the patient? You have cancer.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

Q: what do you call a much green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

Who wants $300? Me too.

why was 6 afraid of 7? Becuase 7 watched his friend die. He slowly went into a depression so deep he went on a murderous rampage.

What's the difference between a white guy playing basketball and a black guy playing hockey??? There is none..they hardly get playing time!!

why do mexicans get made fun of

A man... walks.

I used to be into necrophilia, bestiality, and sado-masochism; but then I realized I was just beating a dead horse.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

Anti Joke

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