What would you call Martin Luther King Jr. If he was alive today? Alive

the world is made out of 4 things. protons, neutrons, electrons, and morons

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

dyslexics of the world untie!

Roses are red Violets are blue Get in the shed I'm gonna screw you

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

what do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with no punchline

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot

What do you call a dead child? The product of a car crash

i love to lick...

What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

An Arabic Muslim is on a plane. He's flying to Chicago.

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

What do you call a white guy with no friends? A white guy with no friends

You know what's natural? Bears.

Old, Asian, Woman who drive

What's worse than having sex with a woman who has been dead for 10 minutes? Having sex with a woman who has been alive for 10 minutes.

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

roses are red violets are blue

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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