- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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A man walks into a bar and says Ouch.

Why did the accountant die?A terrorist put a bomb under his desk.

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Oh look, a dead guy. He must have died

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are powerful machines, capable of dismemberment and death when wielded by someone who wishes to cause harm

What is the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? I take my cleats off when I jump on trampolines

Why did Schrödinger's Cat cross the road? It didn't

Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

So a man walks into a bar. Well, he trips over it because it was very low to the ground and he didn't see it.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

He walked in a bar

Why did the beautiful girl get the job over the not so beautiful looking girl She was more qualified

Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

One time there was a girl in a wheelchair and she couldn't walk.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

the girl crossed a road to shoot a black van. she shot the sherrif.

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