What is black and hanging from the tree in my back yard? A tire Swing.

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In Soviet Russia, life was very hard due to the failing economy and oppressive government.

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How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Too many because they are babies and they don't have the motor skills to properly use a paintbrush.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was stapeled on to the elephant.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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Chuck Norris has a chin under his beard.

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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A black man and a white woman walk into a bar and celebrate their interracial marriage anniversary over a couple of drinks and then call a cab to avoid driving while intoxicated

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RUN

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Roses are red, Violets are blue.

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A Muslim walks into a bar He immediatley turns around and leaves as his religious beliefs forbid consumption of alcoholic beverages.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got revenge And you got big boobs. :3 Roses are blue Violets are red I'm bad poet Now i'm dead. O_O

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Im batman...suck it losers

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Why couldn't the hobo buy any clothes? They did not have his size available.

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Why couldn't the woman drive the car? Because she was a woman.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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is this the krusty krab? no this is smooth lobster.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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It's a bird! No, it's a plane! No, it's actually a bird. You can see its wings flapping.

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What comes after 23? 24.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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