hey hey hey wanna hear a joke.....................................MENS IQ!!!!!!

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joe paterno doesn't walk into a police station

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why was joe in hospital with facial disorder? his mum hit him with a fridge

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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What's the worlds most popular burger? The Krabby Patty

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Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

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Flowers are colors Love me

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What's black and blue and afraid of sex The twelve year Old boy in my trunk

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What did grandma get little Benjamin for Christmas? Nothing, she died last year

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How do you confuse a blond? Dress up as Lady Gaga and yell "Ni!" in her face.

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A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

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A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

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A man is hungry so he gets on his coat and shouts : "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!". His wife says not to because the police say the rapist 'Eggman' is out again. He says he will be very careful. On his way he hears 'They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggmen-" and the man shouts: "AND I AM THE WAlRUS, SO GET THE HECK OUTTA MY FACE OR I WILL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" The Eggman and the man found two more people from Liverpool and formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band broke up.

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Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

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Three blind mice go into a pub, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative.

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have herpes now you do too.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Why did the maths book commit suicide? It wanted to be history

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Why did the old man miss the Alzheimer's Day walk? Because he died in his sleep.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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