- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you cross an own and a bungee cord? My ass

Sixty... eight

Q: What's the difference between black and white? A: A lot...

What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the suicidal terrorist swim with fish? He heard the SEALS we coming for him.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

What's the difference between two telephone poles? T-shirts! Because motorcycles don't have doors!

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Have you seen Jamal's socks?

Yo mommas so dumb she took an IQ test and scored low on it

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

A man walks into a bar. He proceeds to get intoxicated and then commits a felony.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Why did the bud driver drop his ice cream? Because he hit a boy.

Why did kenny the koala fall out of the tree? becuase kenny was dead. Why did kesha the koala fall out of the tree? because she was hit by kenny while he was falling.

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