- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: Why did the little boy drop his toy? A: He fell and broke his wrist, then dropped it in the emergency room, due to the broken wrist.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

AWWWWWW YEEESSSS!!!

Whats worse than one jew. Ben rike

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why couldn't the blond dial 911? She lost her arms in a tragic car accident last year

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Cause he was a chicken.

Justin Bieber hits puberty

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

What would it take to reunite the Beatles? Two more bullets.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar, has a few drinks, chats with some fans, and leaves. The very next day, Justin Bieber is out buying groceries.

List of people I love: Hitler Stalin Mussolini Ted Bundy Charles Manson Hannibal Lecter Vladamir Putin Satan Justin Beiber One Direction Chris Brown Chris Brown's parents Oh, and my mother. I love my mother, too.

Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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