- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

Hey babies The holocaust called, they want their screams back.

Knock, Knock? Who's There? Not Suzie

How do you solve a scatter plot? Give a pencil to Michael J. Fox.

What is worse then finding an apple in your worm? Not a lot.

What did the old man say when those damn kids stepped on his lawn? Nothing one of those kids killed him around three years back....

Why did the Chef go to jail? He killed his wife.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How do you get rich? Sell knives at warped tour.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

Je veux avoir des relations sexuelles avec toi.

What's the difference between a Jewish child and pizza? Pizza does not scream in the oven.

Two homosexuals are making love in the kitchen. One leaves for a bit and says, "Dont finish without me." Upon returning, white goo is spattered across the floor. Concerned that the clumsily dropped icing may stain, they promptly clean it.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

What did the man with one arm get for Christmas? A benchpress

What is worse than menopause? Falling down the stairs breaking your next....

What's worse than finding the Holocaust in your apple? Nothing

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

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What did the mother say to her child that was washing the dishes? "Sweep the floor."

Why did the girl drop her ice cream? Because seeing as a bus was heading straight toward her, she quickly decided to sacrifice her frozen treat and dodge the oncoming vehicle in order to save her life.

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