Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

Yo mama so stupid, she waited for the stop sign to say go

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

What did the psychopath say to the firefighter? Can you lend me a few bucks? My clothes are dirty and I need to go to the launromat.

A black man is driving down the road in a van, and pulls up to a little a girl and says excuse me Miss. The girl replies Ok Ok I will get the car just dont hurt me The black guy says I dont want you to get in my van im taking your mom on a date.

How does a black man laugh? He schuckles

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

why did the magician stop doing magic ? he got hit by a bus and died

What's purple, smells like an eggplant, and looks like an eggplant? An eggplant.

You should put some sand in your vagina to make the crabs feel more at home.

Q. What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? A. Get in the car Robin.

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

You mom is to dumb when she herd about Walgreens she thout all the walls were green

A muslim guy walks into a bar and orders a water as he isnt allowed to drink alcohol

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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