A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

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Some people devote their life to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

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doctor: hey u ready to get home person: yea doctor: that sucks cause u have cancer

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Why didn't LeBron James go to college? Because the opportunity to secure millions of dollars in salary straight out of high school was too lucrative for him to pass up.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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Why did the pot-head have red eyes? He got soap in them.

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What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

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why did the chicken cross the road? regardless of the fact his job at kfc was there, he felt that exercise was need to work off is thighs

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Q~ What did the black man say to the priate when he pulled out a AK47? A~ "This is a gun. im going to kill you with it."

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Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

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What did the doctor say to the recently diagnosed AIDS patient? I'm sorry there is nothing we can do.

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Why doesn't the chicken cross the road Because his dad got ran over by a car when he crossed the road

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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I woke up today

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What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

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knock, knock who's there? boo boo who? sorry i dont know anyone named boohoo so get the hell off my lawn

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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more like nig!

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What's funnier than slapping a girl? Calling the cops on the person who slapped her.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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A man walks into a bar. He is a diabetic and promptly goes into a coma after drinking.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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