- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

It says so on your cap.

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!" -Spongebob

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

Yo mamas so ugly that when she went to an ugly contest the host said "sorry no Professionals"

Q: Why did the fork cross the balloon? A: Apples

Roses are Blue Violets are Red Watermelons are green Refridgerator

What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy??? Just different pigmentation of their skin.

What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm A nimals

If I said you had a beautiful body would you stop asking me if those jeans make you look fat?

William wright is Gay

Somebody else besides you: what time is it? You: what time is what? SOmebody else: ? What?

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock? -Who's there? Not the girl.

What are the two things that the little boy with cancer wants for Christmas? He wants his cancer to go away. He also wants the new Halo game.

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