What do you call a million pigs jumping out of an aircraft? Bacon.

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Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

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Why did the Michael lose the race? Because he had no legs.

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what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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How do you make a baby cry ? Throw a brick at his face

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OMG did you hear about the man who sky-dived from mars?!!!! No…. Me neither

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When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

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Why did the boy who didn't do his homework fall out off a tree? Because his overly obsessive mom threw a rock at him.

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Whats black and white and says moo? A Dalmatian retriever with a voice box.

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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KARL KARASHIAN - FACEBOOK

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Take part of what?

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What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

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What did the boy get for christmas? a new lining

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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frogs are green and grass is greener i just blew up ur mom and ur the cleaner now get to work SLAVE

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What's a fun place to visit on the weekend? Uranus.

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go up to some one and say "i told you it would happen" with a straight face and walk away. it should cause a LOT of confusion.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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Why did the stoner visit anti-joke.com? Because he was bored, and probably kinda high.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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